|violins I:||we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us|
|violins II:||why do we always get the boring parts|
|flutes:||we're so lonely|
|piccolo:||lol fk your ears|
|french horns:||and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE|
|oboes:||IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar|
|violas:||evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US|
|cellos:||im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between|
|bassoons:||im so posh but i really just honk like a truck|
|timpani:||EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM|
|bass clarinet:||lol where am i|
|tuba:||*waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*|
|harp:||im just a more sophisticated piano|
|piano:||FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG|
|english horn:||im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here|
|basses:||semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves|
|cymbals:||BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS|
|saxophones:||i never get a good part until a jazzy piece is performed which is never|
|xylophones:||am i meant to be here?|
|bass drum:||MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL|
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